What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

You shall not bear false witness.

I don't like religions.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Your going to be alright just relax

What did one boob say to the other boob

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Bible.. Hm.?

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Maybe leave out

I like God is love and lives within you.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Innocent before proven guilty

I don't like

Lose lips shimk ships.

But this is not

Deuteronomy 17

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?